Famous simply for being famous.

I read, recently, a number of commentary blogs about Anna Nicole Smith with the many comparisons to Paris Hilton. Apparently, Paris makes about 7 million per year by being famous, well, for being famous.

Seven million.

Then I thought about it for a moment.

And I thought a little more.

And I realized why I’m not famous. You see, if I could earn at the rate of seven million per year for being famous, I’d retire two or three months into the gig.

Why waste all that spinning time being famous?